UFONE peish karta hai 12 anay package

“UFONE” peish karta hai 12 anay package
Apnay un “JAZZ” safreen k liye jinho nay 1st September 2008 say
Apni “TELENOR” ki sim istamal nai ki
“WARID” ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab khey do…..
Mazeed tafselat k liye Apne “PTCL” say dial karain 0900 78601 Telefun Telefun

Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?

Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?

Sardar: darling, doctor told me that
tomorrow there is a blood test for me.
So i want to score good Marks.

Ladki Wale : Hame aisa Ladka chahiye

Ladki Wale : Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuchh khata-pita na ho,
aur kuch Galat kam na karta ho.

Pandit : Aisa Ladka to apko ICU ke Emergency ward me hi milega.!!!

Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh
hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)

ISNT THE PRINCIPAL AN IDIOT?

BOY: ISNT THE PRINCIPAL AN IDIOT?
GIRL: DO U KNOW WHO I AM? I M PRINCIPAL’DAUGHTER
BOY: DO U KNOW ME
GIRL: NO
BOY: THANK GOD

Every one wants to go to heaven

Every one wants to go to heaven
but no one wants to die..
boley to ….
Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta.

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: I don’t Love U
Boy: Think again?
Girl: I told u No
Boy: Waiter,Bring separate bills for us.
Girl : i Love U 2

Beth Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me

Beth Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me
janat ka maza Aaya

Wah wah..

pHir..?

Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur
Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya…

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

Dil to chahata hai
.
.
Chapal Utar K
.
.
Shoes pehen loon sardiyaan jo agai hain

*HAPPY WINTER SEASON*