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UFONE peish karta hai 12 anay package

sohailsolo — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:10:24 +0000

“UFONE” peish karta hai 12 anay package
Apnay un “JAZZ” safreen k liye jinho nay 1st September 2008 say
Apni “TELENOR” ki sim istamal nai ki
“WARID” ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab khey do…..
Mazeed tafselat k liye Apne “PTCL” say dial karain 0900 78601 Telefun Telefun

Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?

sohailsolo — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:07:24 +0000

Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?

Sardar: darling, doctor told me that
tomorrow there is a blood test for me.
So i want to score good Marks.

Ladki Wale : Hame aisa Ladka chahiye

sohailsolo — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:06:18 +0000

Ladki Wale : Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuchh khata-pita na ho,
aur kuch Galat kam na karta ho.

Pandit : Aisa Ladka to apko ICU ke Emergency ward me hi milega.!!!

Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:44:51 +0000

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh
hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:37:19 +0000

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)

ISNT THE PRINCIPAL AN IDIOT?

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:34:51 +0000

BOY: ISNT THE PRINCIPAL AN IDIOT?
GIRL: DO U KNOW WHO I AM? I M PRINCIPAL’DAUGHTER
BOY: DO U KNOW ME
GIRL: NO
BOY: THANK GOD

Every one wants to go to heaven

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:32:20 +0000

Every one wants to go to heaven
but no one wants to die..
boley to ….
Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta.

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:30:07 +0000

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: I don’t Love U
Boy: Think again?
Girl: I told u No
Boy: Waiter,Bring separate bills for us.
Girl : i Love U 2

Beth Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:27:18 +0000

Beth Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me
janat ka maza Aaya

Wah wah..

pHir..?

Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur
Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya…

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

sohailsolo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:24:24 +0000

Dil to chahata hai
.
.
Chapal Utar K
.
.
Shoes pehen loon sardiyaan jo agai hain

*HAPPY WINTER SEASON*